This week’s Five Questions With guest is a little different. I’ve interviewed debut authors, seasoned pros, and writers across genres but today I’m turning the metaphorical mic inward to answer some of the questions you’ve asked about the series itself. If you’ve ever wondered how people end up in this feature or why I keep asking writers about weird birds… this one’s for you.
How do I get featured in the Five Questions With… series?
Honestly? Ask me! I love featuring writers at all stages, especially folks who are queer, Canadian, emerging, mid-career, or have a book baby they want to celebrate. You don’t need an agent or a publisher to qualify. Just send me a note through my website and I’ll send over the questions. Easier than deciding whether to put jam or cream first on your scone.
How many books do I need to have written to be on this blog?
None. If you have something interesting that is writing-adjacent, I’m happy to consider that. Have you done a ton of research on feminine rage in 18th century literature? Did you do your doctoral thesis on upending the traditional MLA workshop structure? I love talking about weird writing related topics.
3. Why do you always ask people if they’ve taken a picture of a weird bird?
Because weird birds are funny. And wonderful. And also—I firmly believe that every writer has either literally or literaturely (I know that isn’t a word but here we are) taken a picture of a bird. Some have talked about bird motifs in their work. Some have sent pictures of decidedly NOT weird birds. Also, it makes people laugh. And also, for real, because Marion Lougheed, during one of the earliest interviews for this blog series, randomly sent me a picture of a weird bird to accompany her post. I’m still not sure why, but I am hear for it.
4. Do you edit people’s answers?
Only for clarity, spelling, or formatting. I don’t cut content or change anyone’s voice. I want to showcase your voice, not subvert it.
5. What are you hoping people get out of this series?
I hope you find a new writer to love. I hope you feel seen, inspired, or just have a little laugh over your morning tea. Writers need community, and I hope this series reminds people they’re not alone in the weird, beautiful mess of making stories.(AND I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOUR WEIRD BIRDS! Also I’m never sad when people send pics of their cats.)
Want to be featured?
Drop me a line. All writers welcome—especially if you’ve taken a picture of a weird bird.
Finnian Burnett 